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TELLING A 
WOMAN 
TO CALM DOWN
WORKS 
AS WELL AS 
TRYING TO 
BAPTIZE A CAT. #So True #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

#So True #Funny Quotes

DON'T BE UPSET
WHEN PEOPLE
REJECT YOU.
NICE THINGS
ARE REJECTED
ALL THE TIME
BY PEOPLE
WHO CAN'T
AFFORD THEM. #So True #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

#So True #Funny Quotes

Keep Talking Behind My Back, Cuz' That's The Perfect Position To Kiss My Ass. #Funny Quotes #So True - SIGNS & QUOTES

Keep Talking Behind My Back, Cuz' That's The Perfect Position To Kiss My Ass.

#Funny Quotes #So True

MAYBE
YOU SHOULD
EAT SOME
MAKEUP
SO YOU CAN
BE PRETTY
ON THE
INSIDE TOO. #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

#Funny Quotes

SOME
PEOPLE
JUST
NEED A
HIGH-FIVE. In the face.
With a chair. #So True #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

#So True #Funny Quotes

Some People 
Are Like 
Clouds. 
When They
Disappear, 
It's a 
Beautiful Day! #So True #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

#So True #Funny Quotes

I got a pet wussy. You that read wrong. you read that wrong too! #WTF #Dirty Mind #Mind Blown #Optical Illusion #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

#WTF #Dirty Mind #Mind Blown #Optical Illusion #Funny Quotes

That's Me! - My workout routine consists of sweating out alcohol, so I can go drink again. #Funny Quotes #Relatable - SIGNS & QUOTES

#Funny Quotes #Relatable

Sometimes I worry that I might be ugly.

Then I look in the mirror and  am delighted to find that I'm fucking GORGEOUS! #Funny Quotes #Relatable - SIGNS & QUOTES

#Funny Quotes #Relatable

Just Realized - etc = end of thinking capacity #Just Realized #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

#Just Realized #Funny Quotes

Just Realized... - When you're 
stressed, 
you eat 
ice cream, 
cake, 
chocolate 
& sweets. 
WHY? 
Because STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. #So True #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

#So True #Funny Quotes

#SoTrue - Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal. #So True #Relatable #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

#So True #Relatable #Funny Quotes

Mind = Blown #WTF #Funny Quotes - WTF?!

Mind = Blown

You Sure Have A Dirty Mind!

#WTF #Funny Quotes

I'm a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then you're going first. #Relatable #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

I'm a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then you're going first.

#Relatable #Funny Quotes

This still leaves me in stitches... #Funny Quotes #Meme - WTF PEOPLE

This still leaves me in stitches...

#Funny Quotes #Meme

Not sure if it's the jorts or the shirt, but he's irresistible. #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

Not sure if it's the jorts or the shirt, but he's irresistible.

Her face just screams "Sploosh"

#Funny Quotes

Oh the irony! #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

Oh the irony!

#Funny Quotes

The Two Things I Hate Are Graffiti and Irony. #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

The Two Things I Hate Are Graffiti and Irony.

#Funny Quotes

I'm Not Fat. I'm Just Much Easier To See. #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

I'm Not Fat. I'm Just Much Easier To See.

#Funny Quotes

I will slap you so hard even google won't be able to find you. #Funny Quotes - SIGNS & QUOTES

I will slap you so hard even google won't be able to find you.

#Funny Quotes

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